i think my tv is drunk
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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