I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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