dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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