real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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