The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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