He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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