Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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