He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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