THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
