I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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