I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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