I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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