Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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