k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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