"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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