If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Its about making memories worth repressing
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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