worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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