David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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