PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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