I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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