so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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