so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
