Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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