Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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