why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
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