wakey wakey hands off snakey
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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