god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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