party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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