I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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