im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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