haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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