the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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