I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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