I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Don't tell me you're on acid again
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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