that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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