This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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