No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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