Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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