my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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