Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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