i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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