based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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