All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
how does that bad decision feel?
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