I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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