guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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