dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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