U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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