I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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