I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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