She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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