i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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