just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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