Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
