everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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