She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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