question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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