Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
